Sh*t Happens Lifetime Warranty
Our Sh*t Happens Warranty covers against defects in materials and workmanship, for the lifetime of our goods during normal use. If shit happens, you can count on us to fix it or replace it.
Just a heads up, our idea of ‘normal use’ doesn’t include accidents, neglect, or the usual wear and tear. But hey, life’s full of surprises, right? If your gear needs a little extra love due to unexpected adventures, we’ll pitch in half the repair costs.
Why do we do this? Because we’re all about making products that last and minimizing our footprint on the planet. So, if a quick fix can add another decade to your gear’s life, then let’s patch it up!
Just a heads up, our idea of ‘normal use’ doesn’t include accidents, neglect, or the usual wear and tear. But hey, life’s full of surprises, right? If your gear needs a little extra love due to unexpected adventures, we’ll pitch in half the repair costs.
Why do we do this? Because we’re all about making products that last and minimizing our footprint on the planet. So, if a quick fix can add another decade to your gear’s life, then let’s patch it up!
